You Know You Are Old When…..

1. You wake up every night because you have to go to the bathroom

2. You can't tell how old anyone is anymore; college students look like they are 10; and you keep saying that 30s are the new 40s

3. You like to go to bed at 9:30

4. A relaxing day is sitting in a coffee shop reading a book, or reading a book at home

5. You'd rather get presents for decorating your home than clothes

6. You blog and use Twitter


Brian said...

you are hilarious!

Margie said...

can you add wrinkle cream when your 25?

Anonymous said...

Haha. This is great. I guess I'm officially old then. I meet every one of those criteria. Ha.