1. You wake up every night because you have to go to the bathroom
2. You can't tell how old anyone is anymore; college students look like they are 10; and you keep saying that 30s are the new 40s
3. You like to go to bed at 9:30
4. A relaxing day is sitting in a coffee shop reading a book, or reading a book at home
5. You'd rather get presents for decorating your home than clothes
6. You blog and use Twitter
