dear future spouse

Dear future spouse of mine,

I'm not quite sure if we have met yet or not. Your guess is as good as mine. I have no idea when you will come around, but I'm starting to hope that it is sooner than later. It would be nice if you would show your face. I should probably let you know ahead of time that I'm a little nervous for you. I may not have a dad, but I have a brother… and a boss by the name of Jerry Shirer… and 2 brother-in-laws… they are quite protective of me. However, if I know you like I think I do, you'll handle it all just fine.

Until then, I hope you are well my friend. Don't be shy.