Something horrific happened to me last night.....
I went to bed around 11:00 or so and passed out right away. I was so tired. The next thing I remember is feeling something kind of tickle my neck a little bit. Then, for some reason, I ended up grabbing whatever was tickling my neck and throwing it on the ground besides my bed. Keep in mind that this is all happening in my deep sleep.
I woke myself up after I threw whatever was tickling me on the ground. It seemed to just have all happened so quickly... it's like I was dreaming about all of this, and then when I finally realized what was going on, it woke me up.
So, the more I come to my senses, the more I realize that I wasn't really making up the fact that something was on my neck. I then turn on the light to see what the heck is going on. So..... I start looking through all of my millions of pillows that are on the ground...beside my bed.... where I threw this "tickling thing".
And then.... I see it..... THE BIGGEST COCKROACH YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.... oh my word! There was a cockroach crawling on my neck at 2:00 in the morning! Is that not SICK! Ugh! I just get the creepies thinking about it. So, this BIG guy was now crawling up my window curtains. I was so mad and disgusted. I got out of bed and just kept saying "sick sick sick sick" over and over again and grabbed a shoe from my closet and killed that sucker. Any nasty bug that has the nerve to crawl on my neck at 2:00 in the morning is going to die a hard death.
But seriously, I have no idea what made me have the reflex while I was asleep to grab the roach and throw it on the ground, but I am so glad I did!! What if it just kept crawling all over me? Sick.... I still feel gross from the whole thing. I'm sure it would've been really humorous if it was all on film, but it certainly wasn't funny last night. As you can imagine, I had a VERY hard time falling asleep. Thank the Lord that the dudes are coming to spray the house today.
So... I hear that these creatures are bad here in Texas. Extreme hot and lots of cockroaches. GREAT. Why did I move here again?!?! =)
Has anything like this ever happened to you before?